英语幽默短剧2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词?

英语幽默短剧
2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词,搞笑英语短剧

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迟到的理由 the reason of being late
Teacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
  老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
  Johnny:Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”.
  约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”.
孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎
Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?
老师:汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?
  Tom:Men.
  汤姆:“男人们”.
  Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?
  老师:答得好.那“孩子”的复数形式呢?
  Tom:Twins.
  汤姆:双胞胎.
Our Tails 我们的尾巴
  The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"
  "I'll venture an answer," said an old lady."We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
  教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了:“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
  “我来试试看,”一位老太太说.
  “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧.”
Longest and Shortest 最长和最短
Longest and Shortest
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest,while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
最长和最短
老师问他的一个学生:“什么最长什么最短?”
学生立刻回答:“一堂课的最后几分钟最长,一场考试的最后几分钟最短.
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